Bushism

Found a good book Mr President?

• The attack on the world trade centre in NY

-"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

• Flattening out Afganistan in the search for Bin Laden

-"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."

after some time...... when they couldn't find a trace of him

-"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."

• Iraq

-"We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories...for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them."

I see....I wonder where they are now?

-"Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."

“Governments accountable to the voters focus on building roads and schools—not weapons of mass destruction.”

The U.S. has over 10,000 nuclear weapons

-"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties [in Iraq]."

-"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "

-"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

-"These people are trying to shake the will of the Iraqi citizens, and they want us to leave...I think the world would be better off if we did leave..."

Finally he's talking some sense

-"Iraq and Afghanistan ...are now democracies and they are allies in the cause of freedom and peace."

yeah right!

• Refusing to sign the Kyoto Protocol

-" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "

-"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

????

• Hurricane Katrina

-"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is, 'to be prepared'."

That's only one word

-"Brownie (Michael Brown of FEMA), you're doing a heck of a job."

I wonder why Michael Brown had to resign from his post.... becuase his handling of the situation was so good?

• Foreign Policy

-“I don’t have the foggiest idea about what I think about international, foreign policy.”

Tell me something that I don't know already!

• General

-"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

-"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

-"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

I didn't know that NASA has other priorities..

-" Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

hmm.....

-"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'."

'Entrepeneur' comes from the French language..

-"'There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — (pause...confused look) shame on you. Fool me (pause...) you can't get fooled again.'

-"To the C students, I say you too can be president of the United States."

-"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."

-"I believe God wants me to be president."

I wonder whether He's is the only one..?

-"God told me to strike at al-Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East."

Never have I seen such an entertaining president..in the history of the world

:)